I am grateful that the size of your Hummer H2 is probably inversely proportionate to your testicular fortitude.
Day Two
I am grateful for the seemingly never-ending production of Christian rock power ballad compilations distributed by the Time Life corporation, because I know they will provide David Cross with material until the day he dies.
Day One
I am grateful for the laughter you provide me by reading your pseudo-adolescent slam poetry aloud.
